I’ve never been much of a pet person but I have always loved other people’s animals—particularly dogs. My fiancée Natasha did manage to convince me about the brilliance of guinea pigs, however, as they are cheap, cause absolutely no fuss and remain still for long periods of time. They’re so indifferent, in fact, that they can be arranged into cute poses with little trouble. I’m pleased to introduce to Micro.blog: Paco (white) and Coco (brown), both of which were wondering what on Earth was going on (but did nothing to stop it).