Martin: Hello, how are you?
Shopkeeper: Hi there, I’m good! Tell you what, I’m visiting where you’re from very soon! My daughter’s living there right now.
Martin: …and where’s that?
Shopkeeper: The UK!
Martin: No, Australia…
(Two minutes later, looking at tea towels)
Shopkeeper: Now I know that you’re affiliated with the UK because you know what tea towels are!