Two Brief Conversations: Alcatraz Attendant and Ohio Man

Alcatraz Attendant

(As we waited in line for our audio guides…)

Attendant: Two Australians?

Natasha: Yes, how did you know?

Attendant: You’re wearing a Kathmandu jacket.

🤯

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Ohio Man

(Walking into the lift together…)

Ohio Man: What a lovely evening we’re having!

Martin: Yes, the weather’s been fairly mild, hasn’t it?

Ohio Man: (wide-eyed) Oh! Across the pond… or Down Under?

Martin: (with a smirk) We’re from Australia.

Ohio Man: Oh then welcome to you! Although I say that, I must clarify that I’m not from California; I’m from Ohio myself.

😂

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