Whoever came up with this monstrous freak-show deserves a serious promotion. #PizzaHut

natashakandilas thinks I look like this emoji.

Melbourne Ska Orchestra at the Sydney Opera House with the lovely @natashakandilas

Enjoying #Eurovision2015 with a nice packet of Smith’s crisps. Love that crunch! #productplacement

Martin with the eyes of Mike Baird

Loving that first dot-point…

Although it was set to English, my Mac decided during an OS X re-installation that it was in fact German. I switched it back to English months ago. Not even mad… that’s amazing. #Deutsch #RonBurgundy

Meeting Olympic gold-medallist Nat Cook at CeMAT business convention with Katja le boss… why not?

Jodie and Tiger-Lily

Rory the Gorgeous One