(As we waited in line for our audio guides…)
Attendant: Two Australians?
Natasha: Yes, how did you know?
Attendant: You’re wearing a Kathmandu jacket.
(Walking into the lift together…)
Ohio Man: What a lovely evening we’re having!
Martin: Yes, the weather’s been fairly mild, hasn’t it?
Ohio Man: (wide-eyed) Oh! Across the pond… or Down Under?
Martin: (with a smirk) We’re from Australia.
Ohio Man: Oh then welcome to you! Although I say that, I must clarify that I’m not from California; I’m from Ohio myself.